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SlothDesk

v1.0.0Zero Clicks Daemon

You do nothing. Your desktop clutter sorts, renames, and audits itself.

Sloth Pace Governor

Active Sweep: 8s Cadence

Calm, low-priority background sorting daemon. No GPU throttling or fan noise.

Pending Drop Clutter0 files
Vaults Organized0 sorted
Security Quarantined0 flagged
Daemon UptimeConnecting...

ElevenLabs Ambient Morning Digest

Sleepy narrative brief generated while you slept
0:00/0:14

Drop chaotic downloads or browse files

Local Gemma 3 inspects contents, verifies magic byte signatures, standardizes naming, and audits SHA-256 hashes.

.PDF (Invoices/Tax).PNG / .JPG (Screenshots).CSV / .TXT (Data).DOCX / .ZIP
No files found matching criteria. Click "Seed Chaotic Desktop" above to populate demo clutter.

Standardized Sorted Vaults

Physical persistent disk directories strictly guarded against traversal.

0 Active Vaults

Real-Time Activity Ticker & Audit Log

Cryptographically verified atomic operations with millisecond accuracy.

No audit records logged yet. Run a sweep or upload files to generate audit trails.